There once was a person named A Person. A Person walked up to a haunted grocery store/pharmacy. There, at the pharmacy/grocery store, A Person saw haunted glasses. A Person decided to try them on and something happened. A large watermelon came up to her and said. “No, A Person! Don’t try on the possessed glasses!” And then she’s all like, “Nah nah nah nah nah, I’m possessed!” And the large watermelon let out a bloodcurdling scream. “AAH!” Suddenly, Princess Leia shows up in Chewbacca’s car. She is still a tantrum queen and threw her pistachio ice cream at the watermelon. Then, Chewbacca ran in and said “Mrrraaaw!” Which can be translated into “Um, ugly face, why are you so ugly?” And Leia replied “Mraw,” which can be translated into “Why did you try to kidnap me?” Then Chewy grabbed the possessed glasses off of A Person and made them into possessed glasses ice cream. Then, he took the possessed glasses ice cream and ate it. So he started to sing “Nah nah nah nah nah, I’m possessed!” And then he ran out to go get Mr. Sykes from the nearby Crosby’s. On his way, he saw Harry Potter and Voldemort fighting as mangoes. Once inside the store, he realized Mr. Sykes was now canned tuna, but he still yodeled as happily as he did when he was not canned tuna. Suddenly, a guy in a Michelle fedora shows up and steals the Mr. Sykes Canned Tuna. Then Chewy says “Mrrraaaww!” Which can be translated into “Don’t steal my yodeling tuna that is dressed in a can-can dress, lederhosen, hippie glasses (and hairdo), high heels, and a flaming rainbow tattoo.” Suddenly, the Donut Monster and ZB were dueling with protractors and the Donut Monster lost sprinkles. But then, a giant muffin flew overhead, and kidnapped the Donut Monster. But Chewy noticed that the banana section of Crosby’s was filled with oranges and giant monkeys. The Donut Monster says “Donut donut donut donut!” And then drops the muffin on the monkeys, who go “Oooh oooh ah ee moo!” Which can be translated into “Where the heck is A Person? This is supposed to be her story!” Suddenly, Ms. Fee shows up and faints. Again. Then, suddenly, a whole bunch of stinkbugs show up and Obi Won Kenobi starts riding them like magical flying rainbow ponies, with his purple eyebrows and large, rainbow mustache blowing in the breeze. A Person wakes up in the grocery store/pharmacy and realizes that ceiling fans taste like Hershey’s chocolate.
