The Story of an Unnamed Brick
Written by Margrit, ZB, Lydia, Cherri, Kayla, and Kasey
Written by Margrit, ZB, Lydia, Cherri, Kayla, and Kasey
Chapter 1
Once upon a time in a land far, far away, one day a brick in the wall decided to join the side walk. But he could not pay the membership because he was purple and sparkly and therefore, deprived of money. So, thoroughly depressed, the brick joined the band Purple Sparkly Floyd, and played the bagpipes. Unfortunately, he had no talent, so he was kicked out of the Purple Sparkly Floyd and was sent to find his destiny somewhere else. So he became a professional ribbon dancer in the Olympics. In the Olympics, while he was getting into his leotard, a fly walked in. "EEK!!" the unnamed brick squealed, and hastily covered himself with a curtain. Unfortunately, this curtain had been covering another purple sparkly brick who was also a pro ribbon dancer and had just been walked in on by the fly's evil twin, Lord Voldyflyman. The original fly who walked in, named Herflynie Stranger, suddenly stepped out of her costume and revealed that she was really not Lord Voldyflyman's evil twin but none other than someone by the name of Anastasia McFlybody, the celebrated and famous futile lord (ignoring the fact that she id of the female gender) of Lower Earth. On her antennae glittered a simple gold tiara, that when thrown into fire, had glowing letters on it. The tiara made her even more powerful than she already was, and had the power to make smores without the use of a camp fire, candy bars, marshmallows granham crackers, or purple sparkly bricks. Anastasia McFlybody, also called Ani, took out her lightsaber and ate it, because that is just what magical fly people do. Lightsabers are an excellent source of vitamin C, energy, and glowing chemicals. They also have a spiciness factor of 119, and tend to burn out your stomach. Suddenly, something large and drastically life changing happened, but this story is cool like that, and puts you in suspense as the story gains another chapter.
Chapter 2
Ani and the Lord decided to eat the ribbon dancing bricks. But suddenly, the former brick's band mates show up. They came to return the brick's bagpipes. When they saw the scene, they took the bagpipes back, handed them to that other ribbon dancer, and threw an microphone at the original brick, who began to rock out, singing a song he called " I'm Just Another Sparkly Purple Brick in the Wall so Don't Hurt Me Because then I'll Have to Somehow Incorporate that into My Song." The other brick joined in on the bagpipes, and Ani and Lord Voldyflyman started dancing. The song was such a hit that the bandmembers started to sell CDs of it in the hallway. Unfortunately, one of the customers smashed up one of their CD's. And then the bricks played Christmas music. The Christmas music started a riot among the bricks because they couldn't agree on whether to play "Jingle Bells" or "Frosty the Snowman". So a harsh professor who failed his students at the start of the term, otherwise known as Gandalf*, showed up. He knew he wasn’t a doctor, and therefore he started dancing and singing the Hokey Pokey. Santa suddenly flew in, smashing one of the windows with his super shiny reindeer nose. Then, unfortunately Rudolph forgot to use the bathroom. But, that is a whole other story. Santa gave Gandalf a jovial hug and threw Jell-o in his face. Gandalf then smacked Santa, and stormed out of the building.
*Gandlaf's famous line: You shall not pass!!!
Will be continued in chapter 3
(Possibly)
(Maybe)
(Probably not)
