Firework

by ZB
 
Do you ever feel like Harry Potter?
Eating up your pants, wanting to eat some more?
Do you ever feel, feel so dead-guy-ish
Like Dumbledore, falling off the roof?
 
Do you ever feel like Lord Voldemort?
Chamber of Secrets smells like a dead basilisk
Do you know that there’s still a chance for you
‘Cause you're not really him?
 
You just gotta fight the guy and get your wand
Just own the world like Professor Umbridge!
 
‘Cause baby you’re McGonagall
Come on show ‘em your magic
Make ‘em go oh, oh, oh
As your wand makes sparks, sparks, sparks
 
Baby you’re George Weasley
Come on, let them know you're (to be said in one breath) better-than-Fred-because-he-stinks
Make ‘em go oh, oh, oh
You know you're really cool, cool, cool
 
You don’t have to feel like Harry Potter
He's original, but can be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
Go ask Trelawney and she'll tell you
 
Maybe your reason why Azkaban is gone
The dementors left to find the perfect road
And your wand will go
Avada Kedavra
 
You just gotta fight the guy and get your wand
Just own the world like Professor Umbridge!
 
‘Cause baby you’re Ron Weasley
Come on, show ‘em Keeper skills
Make ‘em go oh, oh, oh
As you defend the hoops, hoops, hoops
 
Baby, you’re Hermione
Come on, show let your books go
Put them on the ground, ground, ground
YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE THEM RIGHT THERE, THERE, THERE!
 
Yum, Yum, Yum
Eating up the pants, pants, pants
They've always been outside of you, you, you
And now it’s time to eat them up, up, up
 
‘Cause baby you’re a salesperson
I don't really know why
Make ‘em go oh, oh, oh
And say I wanna buy, buy, buy
 
Snape, you’re a counselor
Come on, show them you're okay
They all say the same thing, thing, thing:
Harry Potter smells bad, bad, bad
 
Yum, Yum, Yum
Eating up the pants, pants, pants
Yum, Yum, Yum
Eating up the pants, pants, pants


Parody to Firework by Katy Perry