Welcome to Hello My Name Is!!
Today we will be interveiwing all the monsters from those wonderful stories that that amazing, wonderful, awe-inspiring, fantastic, sensational girl has written.
First up- the Donut Monster!!! Give him a hand!!!! (clap clap)
Rawr grumble snort. Hark shuffle roar ROAR!!! Oh wait-I forgot. People skills. You're human. Aren't you? You should be. Anyway translation: Hello, my name is Fred. Most people call me the Donut Monster, but that is what I AM, not my name. Minor detail. So i guess that's it. Bye.
What? OH im supposed to talk about me, not just introduce myself. Ok i get it now. So here goes.
I like:
- frosting
- sprinkles
- destroying places
There. I'm done. So bye.
Thank you Fred the Donut Monster!!
Next up we have Mr. Muffin!!
(clap clap)
Ummm... Mr. Muffin?
Are you coming?
OH there he is!!!
(more clap clapping)

*Huff Huff* Hey sry im L8 but ya just gotta celebrate ur own b-day havent u? Well im here 2 talk bout my fav subject. ME!!!!!!
First off u shld no that i like partying and texting. im just that kind of muffin. but im very nice and i help those pastrys in need. i still dk y every 1 thinks im evil?? i mean come on muffs. give me a break. is it bcuz im coffe cake??? huh??? u got a prob with that??? well ill tell u summin' cuz sometime im just gonna get away from here and then u will b sry. u will b thinking wat happened 2 that wonderfull muffin that used 2 b here? well im going and im not coming back!!! so wat r u going 2 do bout that??? HUH???
U MUFFS WILL B SRY!!!!!!
Thank you, I think that is enough for tonight.
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