Just breaking the chain in pastryness- here is a story about Harry Potter and fruit!!!
Harry Potter went online and checked his facebook. There he found a message from his buddy voldemort. After the fight at Hogwarts harry and voldy took counselling sessions to work out their feelings. The message read: "Hi harry, do u want 2 hang out with me and my bros at Crosbys?" Harry replied as soon as possible. "Sup Vold! Sure id luv 2 come dude! see u there!! Rock on!!" After clicking send, harry grabbed his broomstick and in no time arrived at crosbys. in the parking lot a huge table was set up with hot dogs, ketchup and pina coolatas. Dazzled by the beauty of the sight, Harry forgot his steering and crashed into the table at the exact same time Voldy and his friends came out of the store. Voldy ran to harry and waved his arms about like a windmill. "How could u ruin such a beautiful meal???" Voldy shouted. Harry's temper immediately flared. "it wasnt my fault. u were the 1 2 put the stupid table right where i was about 2 land!!" Soon a full fledged fight was going, including some name calling like Moldy Voldy, and Harry Pooper. Harry drew his wand and pointed it at voldy. "adabracadabra pineapple!!' he shouted and turned voldy and his buds into mangos. MangoVoldy had not lost his magical powers so he turned harry into a banana strawberry kiwi smoothie. SmoothieHarry retaliated by conjering up a blender and blending all the mangos together. the smushed fruit jumped out of the blender and launched themselves at SmoothieHarry, combining themselves together. Suddenly a muggle walked by, saw the random free smoothie, and drank it all up.