The Lost Empire of Rubberbandia: (34,701,283 BC - 34,701,283 BC)
An empire of great importance and history, who influenced the Roman empire, and Ancient Egypt, and Ancient Greece, and Mesopotamia, and all those other civilizations that we are taught about in social studies but no one really remembers the facts. In fact, all of those civilizations modelled their life after Rubberbandia, cuz it was that cool.
Anyway, here is the story of Rubberbandia, the greatest empire of all time:
There once was a rubber band named Rubber Band (Also called RB by his friends). Rubber Band was a very important rubber band, as he was the emperor the empire of Rubberbandia. Rubberbandia was a peaceful place, held together by the strong rulership of RB. One day, RB was bored, so he decided to declare war on the word "eraser". So, from then on, anyone who said the e-word in his empire was exiled. Then, a random person came along and kidnapped RB, and used him to make a cardboard guitar. The empire of Rubberbandia was now without a ruler, and because they now could not measure stuff, the empire was thrown into chaos. So scissors took advantage of the ruin and confusion, and took over. Snip Scissors, the conqueror of Rubberbandia, was a bad ruler, so he was overthrown by the rubber bands in 2 minutes and 89 seconds. The rubber bands then declared their independence from all school supplies related empires and formed a new country, conveniently named Rubber Band Country. They formed a new government and were determined to create a place where all rubber bands could be equal, no matter what size, or color, or stretchiness. But sadly, they were conquered again by Starfruitia, the star fruit empire, because they forgot to declare their independence from fruit empires. But then, Starfruitia was conquored by the telephone empire, who had just conquered the Morse code empire, and the land of Rubberbandia was no more, trampled on by countless empires who wanted control of their prosperous lands. To this day, rubber bands can be seen roaming the country, looking lost and confused, because they do not know if they are rubber bands, or scissors, or star fruits or telephones.
An empire of great importance and history, who influenced the Roman empire, and Ancient Egypt, and Ancient Greece, and Mesopotamia, and all those other civilizations that we are taught about in social studies but no one really remembers the facts. In fact, all of those civilizations modelled their life after Rubberbandia, cuz it was that cool.
Anyway, here is the story of Rubberbandia, the greatest empire of all time:
There once was a rubber band named Rubber Band (Also called RB by his friends). Rubber Band was a very important rubber band, as he was the emperor the empire of Rubberbandia. Rubberbandia was a peaceful place, held together by the strong rulership of RB. One day, RB was bored, so he decided to declare war on the word "eraser". So, from then on, anyone who said the e-word in his empire was exiled. Then, a random person came along and kidnapped RB, and used him to make a cardboard guitar. The empire of Rubberbandia was now without a ruler, and because they now could not measure stuff, the empire was thrown into chaos. So scissors took advantage of the ruin and confusion, and took over. Snip Scissors, the conqueror of Rubberbandia, was a bad ruler, so he was overthrown by the rubber bands in 2 minutes and 89 seconds. The rubber bands then declared their independence from all school supplies related empires and formed a new country, conveniently named Rubber Band Country. They formed a new government and were determined to create a place where all rubber bands could be equal, no matter what size, or color, or stretchiness. But sadly, they were conquered again by Starfruitia, the star fruit empire, because they forgot to declare their independence from fruit empires. But then, Starfruitia was conquored by the telephone empire, who had just conquered the Morse code empire, and the land of Rubberbandia was no more, trampled on by countless empires who wanted control of their prosperous lands. To this day, rubber bands can be seen roaming the country, looking lost and confused, because they do not know if they are rubber bands, or scissors, or star fruits or telephones.
